Posted by
Tim Schieferecke on Saturday, April 07, 2007 9:53:36 PM
With regard to the Democrat congressional decision to drop The War On Terror as an official name, and simultaneously recognizing that yes we are indeed engaged in a global war on terrorism, I have come up with a fitting jingle to expose their idiocy. It is set to the tune of America's "Horse With No Name." Enjoy!
On the first day of our journey,
we lamented at all the life.
There were Muslim wackos crashing planes,
to fulfill fatwas insane.
The first thing we did was to cry out and pray,
asking why, gathered round.
The Muslim crowds cheered and we asked why,
the War On Terror was found.
But now we're going to the desert to a war with no name.
It feels so weird and hard to explain.
In the Congress, they struck down the old name,
'cause War On Terror made Bush harder to blame.
La, La, La, Lala, La, La
La, La, La, La
In a few weeks, it will settle down,
and people will start to forget,
why terror's war name was struck down by clowns,
to assuage anti-warriors great fret.
Then they'll tarry and toil to blame the war on big oil,
and our freedom they'll try to sublet.
You see we're going to the desert to a war with no name.
It feels so weird and hard to explain.
In the Congress, they struck down the old name,
'cause War On Terror made Bush harder to blame.
La, La, La, Lala, La, La
La, La, La, La
After the name's slain, they want to cut, run and flee,
have our troops out by land, air and sea.
There'll be a slaughter then like none seen so far,
and al Qaeda will be an oil Czar.
There's an ocean of oil under Iraqi soil,
that al Qaeda will gain as war prize,
and the liberals then they'll regret their great toil,
and all humans will see evil skies.
Now we're going to the desert to a war with no name.
It feels so weird and hard to explain.
In the Congress, they struck down the old name,
'cause War On Terror made Bush harder to blame.
La, La, La, Lala, La, La
La, La, La, La