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CFC Blues-Here's To You Big Mercury

Posted by Tim Schieferecke on Saturday, July 07, 2007 4:31:46 PM

Here's to you Big Mercury

Well I met a Gaia honey,
she said I'll not date you,
tell you go downtown
and buy a mercury bulb or two.
She's crazy for the CFC's,
but they're full of deadly mercury.
I'm gonna buy me some CFC's 
to attract this chick to my abode.

Well, one bulb I bought
came out the package end.
It shattered on the floor,
frantic for haz-mat I send.
All because she wanted CFC's
though they're full of deadly mercury,
I hope they find all of the mercury
so it won't hurt my frontal lobe.

Well I called my dear sweet Momma,
to help me pay my haz-mat fine.

The cost of the service was $two thousand ninety nine!
Cuz she demanded those damned CFC's,
though they're full of deadly mercury,
she said I needed CFC's
or she'd not come to my abode.

Well my money ran out,
honey called to ask "what's wrong?"
I said I know with you,
I simply don't belong!
Cuz you're crazy bout the CFC's,
though they're full of deadly mercury.
I won't install no more damned CFC's
in my incadescent lit but safe abode!!!

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Warming Man - a.k.a. The AlGore

Posted by Tim Schieferecke on Sunday, July 01, 2007 1:29:40 PM
Warming Man, Warming Man, spins disaster like no one can.
Tells a tale, supersized, scares our kids with his lies.
Beware!  Here comes the Warming Man!

Why's he lie?  Listen Bud, he's a failed presidential dud.
He could use major meds, judging from some things he's said.
Watch out!  Here comes the Warming Man!

When he speaks, chills come down, cold air follows him around.
At every show, every town, our Good Lord likes to taunt this clown!
Brrr  Cold!   In rolls the Warming Man!

Warming Man, Warming Man, wacked Chicken Little Warming Man,
common sense, he ignores, for relevance, he implores.
Watch out!  Here comes the Warming Man!

To him, he's a green earth hero, for US, he's much more like King Nero!
Stay clear!  Here comes the Warming Man!!!

(With apologies to Spider Man)

God help us all if he decides to run for President.  Soilent Green anyone?
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