Posted by
Tim Schieferecke on Sunday, July 01, 2007 1:29:40 PM
Warming Man, Warming Man, spins disaster like no one can.
Tells a tale, supersized, scares our kids with his lies.
Beware! Here comes the Warming Man!
Why's he lie? Listen Bud, he's a failed presidential dud.
He could use major meds, judging from some things he's said.
Watch out! Here comes the Warming Man!
When he speaks, chills come down, cold air follows him around.
At every show, every town, our Good Lord likes to taunt this clown!
Brrr Cold! In rolls the Warming Man!
Warming Man, Warming Man, wacked Chicken Little Warming Man,
common sense, he ignores, for relevance, he implores.
Watch out! Here comes the Warming Man!
To him, he's a green earth hero, for US, he's much more like King Nero!
Stay clear! Here comes the Warming Man!!!
(With apologies to Spider Man)
God help us all if he decides to run for President. Soilent Green anyone?