Posted by
Tim Schieferecke on Saturday, July 07, 2007 4:31:46 PM
Here's to you Big Mercury
Well I met a Gaia honey,
she said I'll not date you,
tell you go downtown
and buy a mercury bulb or two.
She's crazy for the CFC's,
but they're full of deadly mercury.
I'm gonna buy me some CFC's
to attract this chick to my abode.
Well, one bulb I bought
came out the package end.
It shattered on the floor,
frantic for haz-mat I send.
All because she wanted CFC's
though they're full of deadly mercury,
I hope they find all of the mercury
so it won't hurt my frontal lobe.
Well I called my dear sweet Momma,
to help me pay my haz-mat fine.
The cost of the service was $two thousand ninety nine!
Cuz she demanded those damned CFC's,
though they're full of deadly mercury,
she said I needed CFC's
or she'd not come to my abode.
Well my money ran out,
honey called to ask "what's wrong?"
I said I know with you,
I simply don't belong!
Cuz you're crazy bout the CFC's,
though they're full of deadly mercury.
I won't install no more damned CFC's
in my incadescent lit but safe abode!!!